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Japanese Beetles July 27, 2008

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It looks like the deer have not been bothering my garden lately (see first post).  Hopefully, it’s because I hung nylon knee-highs containing Irish Spring soap from the tomato cages, and not because they are just waiting until the tomatoes start growing again.  Now the problem is that the potentilla bushes surrounding the garden are full of Japanese Beetles.  They’re even starting to spread to other things, like my petunias.  I read on the web that beetle traps don’t work, because they attract more than they trap.  I don’t want to spray, because it’s close to the garden.  Tried vacuuming them, but the little buggers hang on so tight you can only suck them up when they’re in flight and it got pretty hot out there chasing those zigzag flyers all over the yard with a vacuum cleaner.  Plus, I kept tripping over the cord and the neighbors were looking at me funnier than usual.  What works, though, is knocking them off into a bucket of soapy water.  Since this is mating season there are plenty of opportunities to get two with one smack.  For safety reasons, try to avoid smacking bumblebees.  It works best before 8:00 in the morning, while they’re still asleep. It does seem kind of cruel though.  Here they are peacefully dreaming of eating my leaves to nothing but wispy skeletons only to wake up to the sensation of gulping Mr. Clean.  Anyhow, the proper technique is to smack them with a quick, hard downward motion with an angle toward the bucket held in the other hand.  I’m left handed so I hold the bucket in my right hand.  Reverse this for the proper technique if you are right handed.  The main thing is to avoid hitting them with the hand holding the bucket.   Sometines you can hear their hard little shells richocet off the side of the bucket into the suds.  This is good because then you know you got it.  If it goes directly into the suds, you won’t know until later when the suds disappear.    This morning I got about 100 this way!   Of course, there are still 10 million more.  So now I’ve found a better solution – I’m cutting down the damn bushes!  I’m putting them in biodegradable paper bags so that when the bushes with the beetles on them get to the landfill the beetles can come out and eat everything in the landfill, thus making room for more garbage and saving the environment.

Obama Caught Sweating! July 27, 2008

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Yes, it’s true.  He’s not the Messiah.  He does sweat like the rest of us.  Have you heard about the latest media attempt to make Barry O seem more than human?  First there were comments by reporters that they saw the big O play basketball “and he didn’t even sweat!” fueling rumors that he is the Messiah (although I never read in the Bible where it said Jesus didn’t sweat).  Now comes this article in the German magazine “Bild” by reporter Judith Bonesky (I’m not touching that) who worked out (she says “trained”) with him just before his big speech.  First he curls 35 pound weights, then 75 pound weights and then does 10 situps!  You have to read how she says it http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2008/07/24/Bild-was-in-fitness-studio/with-barack-obama-before-his-speech-in-berlin.html#  I can’t write that breathlessly.  She asked to take a picture with him and ends with: “I put my arm around his hip – wow, he didn’t even sweat!  WHAT A MAN.” (her punctuation and emphasis)  My wife made the comment that if all you do is a few curls and 10 situps and leave you wouldn’t have time to sweat.  The funny thing is, though, the picture clearly shows a big sweat triangle on his chest.  She lied just like the rest of the media lies about him.  He does sweat.  Either that or the media is so hynotized by his cult of personality that it can’t see the sweat on him.

I don’t pick a president by how much he works out or how much of a rock-star he is.  Maybe he should stay there and be Chancellor of the Ministry of Euro-Fitness.

John McCain probably can’t do 75 pound curls because of his arms being broken as a prisoner of war while fighting for our country.   NOW THAT’S A MAN!

Vote for Obama Because He is White. July 18, 2008

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Should race or color be a factor, especially the deciding factor, in voting for a president?  Just now I heard Al Sharpton say it should not be the reason for voting for someone, or perhaps he said it should not be the only reason.  In the last election, Obama went to Maryland and told blacks race should not be a factor (the Republican candidate, Michael Steele, was black.)  Then he went to Tennessee and told blacks race should be a factor (the Democrat candidate, Harold Ford, was black).

There are reports all the time of polls showing some blacks are going to vote for Obama because he is black.  I don’t know, but that sounds racist to me.  Obama said his candidacy will cause an increase in black registration and turnout.  Isn’t that racist?  They won’t bother to vote at all if they have to vote for a white guy?  White people haven’t had to deal with that situation yet, but I am sure there would be some whites who would not bother to vote if their only choices were black.

Some whites are also going to vote for Obama because he is black.  Why would they do that?  I suspect it’s because of what Shelby Steele calls “white guilt.”  For an example of someone with extreme “white guilt” see father (he doesn’t deserve a capital F) Phleger.

But Obama isn’t black.  As we all know, when we think about it, he’s just as much white as he is black.  This means if he wins there will have to be an asterisk by his name in the record books.  How do you think the first real black president will feel?  Won’t he or she feel cheated at not being called the first black president?  It also means that if it’s legitimate to vote for him because he is black, shouldn’t we also vote for him because he is white?  So everyone should vote for him – blacks because he’s black and whites because he’s white.  But wait. It could just as well be the other way around. No one should vote for him.  Blacks (and whites with “white guilt”) should not vote for him because he is white and whites should not vote for him because he is black. 

Isn’t this whole idea of voting for someone because of his color ridiculous?  Maybe we should all just forget about color and vote for McCain because there is no question of his patriotism and he is not a socialist like Obama (or at least not as much of a socialist).  Now that makes sense.

The Simplest Thing in the World July 4, 2008

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I created this blog weeks ago and haven’t posted anything until now, which is O.K. because now my blog get’s to be born on the 4th of July.  Blogging’s actually something like writing and that turns out to be hard work.  You want it to be good, a masterpiece even, especially your first post, what with all of the Internet world breathlessly awaiting the publication of yes, another blog! 

Wait a minute.  Who am I kidding?  Let’s face the grim prospects here.  Nobody reads your first blog.  Nobody knows it’s there so nobody’s going to read it.  I can write any kind of slosh I want.  Who cares?  I could write about the fact that yesterday I discovered deer had eaten the tops of my tomatoes.  Either that or we have some really tall rabbits who are smart enough to wear little boots that leave footprints like deer hooves to throw me off.  But I can’t write about stuff like that.  What if someone does read it?  After all, I’m going to read it and even I wouldn’t want to read about that.  Plus, I’m going to tell my family and friends about my blog and on the odd chance that some of them may actually look at it, they won’t want to read about rabbits disguising themselves as deer.  Anyway, what kind of fool do these rabbits think I am?  Do they really think I don’t know that anything I may do to scare away deer would scare away them too?  Those rabbits aren’t so smart after all are they?

This reminds me of a short story by Ayn Rand, “The Simplest Thing in the World,” in which one Henry Dorn sits down at his kitchen table to write a popular novel, a bestseller, but he can’t do it.  Writing the kind of shallow, meaningless trash that sells should be easy, the simplest thing in the world, he says.  Henry’s ideas keep getting in the way, ideas about plots that describe the world as it really is.  He knows that’s the wrong approach, that’s not simple, that’s hard and it won’t sell.  He knows from experience.  He wrote a great novel before.  Most critics hated it and the few who liked it were too stupid to understand it and liked it for the wrong reasons.  What’s an artist to do?  Interesting that Rand wrote this story in 1940, but it wasn’t published until 1967!  To get a little off base, the Fred Astaire/Cyd Charisse movie “Bandwagon” was on TV the other night.  In the movie Nanette Fabray and Oscar Levant were almost finished writing a fun, meaningless musical when the producer tells them it’s great so far, but let’s turn it into Faust.  Fabray whines: “But we don’t wanna’ write Faust.”  The truth is that the producer’s idea of Faust was just pretentious gibberish designed to please the asrtsy-fartsy investors. 

I know, we’re rambling here. Let’s get to the point – here’s where you’re asking what’s this got to do with Obama?  Isn’t it obvious?  That’s the whole problem.  It should be!  He’s the personification of the shallow but popular novel Henry Dorn wanted to write.  It should be the simplest thing in the world to see this, to see through him.  Change – Hope – Unity.  Change?  Basic 60’s socialism.  BTW he has been making good use of the 4th of July holiday to talk about patriotism.  In a speech yesterday he said his administration would require national service for high school and college students – a civilian security core, because the military, which is voluntary although he didn’t mention that, is insufficient.  Change, yes, but not new.  Again, just socialism, although it’s been done by a few famous facists before as well.  His administration gets to “direct” the service.  Clearly this relates to his background as a community organizer, which is someone who organizes other people to do things he wants to get done.  There’s nothing wrong with community service.  As studies have shown, conservatives donate more money and time to charity than liberals.  But forced service and to further his agenda, that’s a differnt story.  Hope?  Let’s hope he doesn’t get elected.  Unity?  When has he ever “crossed the isle” to work with the other party as McCain has done?  How does a community organizer exhibit unity when the whole point of it is to create division between the “community” (in his case, low-income blacks in Chicago) and some other group.  It may or may not have a worthy goal, but it’s not unity.

Happy 4th of July!